You usually need a fake physician’s note after you’ve been called in absent from school or missed work, and want to return with a believable excuse. There’s plenty of time to find one of those, when you need it.
For a last-minute absence, however, you might need something that justifies the fact that you didn’t show up without giving any advance notice that you were sick. The perfect solution is to use a fake hospital or emergency room letter or note; if you were rushed to the ER or admitted to the hospital without warning, this is the perfect way to explain why you never showed up.
Comprehensive packages from reputable fake physicians excuse sites will have an impressive assortment of documentation which can be used for just this purpose. For example:
- Simple and more complicated emergency room fake discharge letters: good sites have several options for an ER fake form. One might be a two-page document with customizable areas for personal information, diagnoses and recommendations, prescriptions and follow-ups. The second could be longer, and include more detailed information blocks for lengthy physicians’ notations, arrival times, triage observations, and so on.
- Fake emergency room release form: much simpler than a discharge letter, this simply documents a visit to the ER and a release that says they are now able to return to work.
- Fake hospital release form: this can be used to document a longer absence for a more serious illness or injury, and comes complete with everything you’d expect on a hospital release, including bar codes, full description of condition and treatment, follow-up instructions and restrictions (helpful to avoid certain tasks at work), and even spaces for multiple signatures by physician, patient and witness. The very best forms even have color photos of the hospital
- Fake clinic notes: many people go to a hospital clinic instead of the emergency room, and this form is much simpler but still completely believable as coming from a local clinic. The best sites also offer similar notes from childrens’ clinics, either to justify school absences, or a parent’s emergency absence from work.
Fake hospital notes are a more sophisticated way of satisfying a company’s requirements for documentation after an absence, and should not be used regularly. However, they are a terrific “change of pace” from a fake physicians’ note, and an important weapon to have in your excuse arsenal, if you should need them.